PRIDE MONTH? THEY GET JUNE. WE GET COIN.

STRAIGHT
COIN

They get month.
We get a coin.

The official coping mechanism for straight men every June.

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THEY GET PRIDE MONTH.
WE GET STRAIGHT COIN.

Every June the timeline fills up with rainbows, parades, and people actually getting a month. Straight guys looked around, cracked a beer, and said: fine. we'll take a coin instead.

STRAIGHT COIN is a joke. A meme. A very serious joke coin for straight men who noticed they don't get a month — so now they get $STRAIGHT. No parade. No flag. Just coin.

"They get month. We get a coin." — Straight guys, every June
30 Days of Pride (Theirs)
1 Coin (Ours)
0 Parades Attended
THE MEMES

FROM THE BOYS

THE DIFFERENCE

THEM vs US

THEM

  • Gets Pride Month
  • Gets all of June
  • Parades & parties
  • Community & visibility
  • Deserved celebration
VS

US

  • Gets a coin
  • Gets $STRAIGHT
  • Cowboy video loop
  • Group chat cope
  • "We got something too"
TOKEN INFO

$STRAIGHT

Name
Straight Coin
Symbol
$STRAIGHT
Supply
1,000,000,000
Tax
0% — We don't tax real men
Contract
COMING SOON
$ STRAIGHT
GET YOUR COIN

NO PRIDE MONTH?
GET COIN INSTEAD.

01

Get a Wallet

Phantom, Solflare — pick your iron.

02

Load SOL

Gas up. No one's waiting for you.

03

Swap for $STRAIGHT

Paste the contract. Pull the trigger.

04

Hold Like a Man

No paper hands. Coin only.

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